The Fraudulent Times

Category: Politics

  • FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    NIH and Niantic Announce Groundbreaking Public Health Initiative: ‘Gotta Catch ’em all!’ Mobile App March 2025 – Washington, D.C. – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) and Niantic, the company behind Pokémon GO, have announced an unprecedented collaboration to revolutionize disease awareness and tracking with the launch of ‘Gotta Catch ’em all!’, a state-of-the-art mobile…

  • Investigative Report Reveals Boris Johnson Is Just Donald Trump on a Windy Day

    London, UK—In an unprecedented investigative report, journalists have unveiled that former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is, in fact, former US President Donald Trump experiencing a particularly unfortunate hair day. This revelation has sent shockwaves through political circles on both sides of the Atlantic.​en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2 For years, political analysts have noted the striking similarities between Johnson…

  • Putin Admits He Gets All Political News From Asmongold Reaction Videos

    MOSCOW — In a shocking revelation that has left Kremlin watchers and geopolitical analysts reeling, Russian President Vladimir Putin admitted in a recent interview that he gets all of his political news from Twitch streamer Asmongold’s reaction videos. “Why would I waste time with CNN, BBC, or even Russian state media when I can get…

  • THIS JUST IN: Orange Man Declares Himself Greater Than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Possibly God

    MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning display of humility, former President Donald J. Trump announced today that he is “far and away” superior to both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, citing his “unbelievable” poll numbers, “perfect” presidency, and his self-proclaimed ability to cut down a cherry tree but still deny it. “Look, Washington? Great guy,…

  • “Bona Fide Academic” Flexes His Intellectual Superiority by Deferring to the “Experts”

    CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local professor Dr. Jonathan Pembroke, an esteemed scholar with an impressive tenure at Northridge University, demonstrated his towering intellectual prowess yet again this week by masterfully refusing to have an opinion, instead choosing to “defer to the experts.” “In today’s world, with so much misinformation, it’s important to listen to those who…

  • Orange Man Fails to Sell Out National Resources—Analysts Question His Commitment to Corruption

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking departure from standard operating procedure, President Donald Trump has reportedly not signed a lucrative mineral rights deal that would have sold off vast reserves of rare earth elements to a foreign conglomerate. The move—or rather, lack thereof—has stunned political observers, who long assumed he would eagerly exchange America’s subterranean…

  • Are Liberals Obsolete? Groundbreaking New Study Finds That LLMs Are Perfectly Capable of Regurgitating Pseudo-Religious Nonsense

    BERKELEY, CA—A seismic shift in political irrelevance was confirmed this week as a bombshell study from the University of California revealed that liberals, long thought to hold a monopoly on sanctimonious word salad, have been decisively outdone by artificial intelligence. The research, titled “ChatGPT Prays Better Than You,” demonstrates that large language models (LLMs) can…

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