Tag: Donald Trump
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Investigative Report Reveals Boris Johnson Is Just Donald Trump on a Windy Day
London, UK—In an unprecedented investigative report, journalists have unveiled that former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is, in fact, former US President Donald Trump experiencing a particularly unfortunate hair day. This revelation has sent shockwaves through political circles on both sides of the Atlantic.en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2 For years, political analysts have noted the striking similarities between Johnson…
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THIS JUST IN: Orange Man Declares Himself Greater Than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Possibly God
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning display of humility, former President Donald J. Trump announced today that he is “far and away” superior to both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, citing his “unbelievable” poll numbers, “perfect” presidency, and his self-proclaimed ability to cut down a cherry tree but still deny it. “Look, Washington? Great guy,…
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