Tag: Donald Trump
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Nation Hopes Latest Trump Scandal Will Finally Reveal Ultimate Lie That Unlocks Free Healthcare
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of bipartisan optimism, citizens across the United States are eagerly anticipating that the latest scandal involving former President Donald Trump will unveil a hidden truth so monumental that it will instantaneously legitimize universal healthcare. According to sources close to the investigation, this long-awaited revelation promises to dismantle the…
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Trump Claims Mastery In Grass Studies, Appointed Head of New Department for Lawn Security
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has declared himself a world-leading authority in “grass studies,” culminating in his appointment as the head of the newly minted Department for Lawn Security. This announcement was made at a hastily organized press briefing on Tuesday morning, where Trump assured the American public of…
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Trump’s Secret Plan to Win Midterms Unveiled as Elaborate Pyramid Scheme Involving Free Steak Knives
Washington D.C. – In a revelation that has turned the political landscape into an unusual intersection of commerce and electioneering, insiders have disclosed former President Donald Trump’s clandestine strategy to secure a victory in the upcoming midterm elections. At the heart of this initiative lies a complex pyramid scheme with a twist—free steak knives for…
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Baptist News Global Accidentally Names Trump As New Testament Character, Sparks Theological Reboot
In a groundbreaking mix-up, Baptist News Global has accidentally thrust former President Donald Trump into the New Testament, sparking what scholars are dubbing a “theological reboot” across denominations. The blessed blunder has opened a wave of interpretative possibilities, leaving Christians around the world to ponder what a Trumpian Gospel would entail. The error occurred when…
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Investigative Report Reveals Boris Johnson Is Just Donald Trump on a Windy Day
London, UK—In an unprecedented investigative report, journalists have unveiled that former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is, in fact, former US President Donald Trump experiencing a particularly unfortunate hair day. This revelation has sent shockwaves through political circles on both sides of the Atlantic.en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2 For years, political analysts have noted the striking similarities between Johnson…