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AI Can Now Outsmart Humans in Chess, Medicine, and Coding—But Jack from Facebook Demands It First Prove It Can Spell ‘Restaurant’ Without Help

MENLO PARK, CA—After a week of headlines touting artificial intelligence’s latest triumphs over human intelligence in chess, medicine, and software development, one skeptical Facebook commenter, Jack Wilkinson, 43, has stepped forward to demand an even greater test: spelling the word “restaurant” without autocorrect assistance. “Look, I don’t care if your fancy computer can find a…

March 2, 2025
Are Liberals Obsolete? Groundbreaking New Study Finds That LLMs Are Perfectly Capable of Regurgitating Pseudo-Religious Nonsense

BERKELEY, CA—A seismic shift in political irrelevance was confirmed this week as a bombshell study from the University of California revealed that liberals, long thought to hold a monopoly on sanctimonious word salad, have been decisively outdone by artificial intelligence. The research, titled “ChatGPT Prays Better Than You,” demonstrates that large language models (LLMs) can…

March 1, 2025
This Just In: OpenAI Releases ChatGPT-4.5, the Revolutionary AI That Can Count the ‘R’s’ in ‘Strawberry’

SAN FRANCISCO—In what experts are calling “a quantum leap in artificial intelligence,” OpenAI has announced the release of ChatGPT-4.5, a state-of-the-art model boasting an unprecedented breakthrough: the ability to correctly count the number of “r’s” in the word strawberry. “This represents a paradigm shift in AI capabilities,” said OpenAI spokesperson Dana Caldwell during an emergency…

March 1, 2025

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