The Fraudulent Times

Category: Lifestyle

  • Post-Duolinguistic Trauma Leaves Language Learners Fluent, Shaky, and Wary of Green Owls

    ZURICH, SWITZERLAND — A groundbreaking study released this week from the International Institute of Polyglot Rehabilitation (IIPR) reveals a troubling linguistic phenomenon affecting adult second-language learners: Post-Duolinguistic Trauma (PDT), a newly recognized condition marked by compulsive sentence rearrangement, involuntary passive voice usage, and recurring nightmares involving a judgmental green owl whispering, “You missed your streak.”…

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    NIH and Niantic Announce Groundbreaking Public Health Initiative: ‘Gotta Catch ’em all!’ Mobile App March 2025 – Washington, D.C. – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) and Niantic, the company behind Pokémon GO, have announced an unprecedented collaboration to revolutionize disease awareness and tracking with the launch of ‘Gotta Catch ’em all!’, a state-of-the-art mobile…

  • “Here in My Bankruptcy”: Tai Lopez Teaches You How to Fail Up

    Self-Proclaimed Business Guru Now Selling ‘The 67 Steps to Losing Millions’ LOS ANGELES—Infamous Lamborghini enthusiast and self-help connoisseur Tai Lopez has unveiled his latest revolutionary course, “The 67 Steps to Losing Millions and Still Flexing Like a Boss.” Lopez, best known for his “Here in my garage” ad—where he stood next to a rented Lambo…

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