Tag: wellness industry satire
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Nation Embraces Revolutionary ‘Quiet Quitting’ Trend, Now Just Calls It ‘Living’
In a groundbreaking shift that’s redefining the national ethos, the country has collectively decided to embrace “quiet quitting” not as a career trend, but as a fundamental lifestyle choice. No longer confined to corporate jargon, the movement has been rebranded as simply “living,” turning heads and sparking debates amongst life coaches, corporate consultants, and existential…
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Local Man Finds Inner Peace After Learning to Ignore Own Gut Instincts
In a groundbreaking personal development that defies centuries of evolutionary programming, local man Brian Davison, 34, claims he has achieved unprecedented levels of inner peace by systematically ignoring every instinctive thought or feeling produced by his own gut. “This is the tranquility I’ve always been promised by wellness bloggers, harbingers of mindfulness, and self-appointed life…