Tag: Washington D.C.
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Department of Commerce Mistakenly Grants Tax-Free Status to Bizarre Market, Declares Artists Essential Infrastructure
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move, the U.S. Department of Commerce has accidentally designated the Melodramatic Motorway Flea Market as an official tax-free establishment, inadvertently declaring artists as a form of essential infrastructure. Officials are scrambling to establish how this oversight occurred but have already acknowledged that the market, known for its eclectic collection…
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Federal Government Quietly Admits National Bird Is Actually A Pigeon In Elaborate Decades-Long Typographical Error
Washington D.C. – In a revelation that has sent ripples through both historical and ornithological communities, the federal government has announced, with characteristically understated fanfare, that the national bird of the United States was erroneously designated as the Bald Eagle in what officials describe as a “decades-long, deeply unfortunate typographical error.” The rightful avian representative,…