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Obscure Facebook Page Unveils Plan to Simulate Entire Alternate Reality Where People Actually Pay Attention

FLINT, MI – In a move poised to revolutionize social media engagement, an unknown Facebook page named “AttentionUtopia” has announced an ambitious plan to develop an entire alternate reality in which every single person is genuinely attentive to each other. The page, previously limited to reposting Garfield memes, claims that their initiative will remedy global…

September 10, 2025
Magic Leap Veteran to Helm Initiative Turning Drone Headsets Into Seasonal Affective Disorder Cure

In what some experts are calling the boldest leap since processed cheese, former Magic Leap CCO and augmented reality savant Elysia Foxglove has announced her appointment as the head of SunShinez, a $400-million startup dedicated to transforming drone-mounted VR headsets into what she describes as “the first FDA-risked cure for seasonal affective disorder… that you…

August 11, 2025
New Virtual Reality Headset Promises Users Realistic Experience of Losing Internet Connection

In a bold move that has left tech enthusiasts and hermits alike scratching their heads, virtual reality company DisconnectVR has unveiled its latest innovation: the Disconnection 3000. This cutting-edge headset promises users an unprecedentedly realistic simulation of losing internet connectivity at the most inconvenient moments. “People have been clamoring for more authentic digital experiences,” said…

August 3, 2025
Tech Company Announces Revolutionary Device That Lets You Experience Regret in Virtual Reality

Silicon Valley—In a press conference that blurred the lines between technological advancement and existential dread, the tech giant GlitchCorp unveiled its latest innovation: the VR-Remorse™. Touted as the world’s first-ever regret simulation device, this cutting-edge headset aims to catapult users into immersive experiences of their most cringeworthy moments, allowing them to wallow in self-reflection from…

July 29, 2025