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Supreme Court Unveils New ‘Retro Justice’ Initiative, Launching All Cases Into Analog Limbo Until 2047
Washington, D.C. – In a bold step that experts are calling “profoundly anachronistic,” the Supreme Court announced its new “Retro Justice” initiative designed to bring a touch of nostalgia to modern jurisprudence. Beginning this week, all existing and future cases will be sent to a mysterious “Analog Limbo” until the year 2047, rendering justice conspicuously…