Tag: venture capital parody

In a groundbreaking development set to thrill procrastinators around the globe, a Silicon Valley startup known as Procrast-Innovate has unveiled their latest app, “Procrastinate.io,” designed specifically to transform the timeless art of delay into a modern lifestyle choice. With its proprietary algorithms, the app intelligently delays all notifications—emails, texts, calendar reminders—until they are utterly futile.…