Tag: unconventional tactics
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College Football Coach Admits He Invented Entire Roster in Hopes of Avoiding Actual Game
Pretendville, KY – In an unprecedented press conference that has left sports analysts and fans puzzled, the head coach of Pretendville State University’s nascent football team candidly admitted on Tuesday that he had fabricated the entire roster. Coach Cliff Marlborough, a man hailed for his unconventional tactics, revealed his ploy as an “innovative strategy” to…
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Pentagon Unveils Revolutionary New Strategy: Cardboard Forts to Confuse Enemy Drones
In a groundbreaking advance in modern warfare, the Pentagon has announced a new strategic initiative aimed at confusing enemy drones: the construction of intricate cardboard forts. The initiative, dubbed “Operation Box Defense,” is set to revolutionize battlefield tactics by introducing thousands of strategically placed cardboard forts across key military zones. The decision comes after months…