Tag: transportation
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School Board Unveils New Bungee Cord Bus Route Citing Cost Efficiency and Unexpected Thrills
Elgin, IL – In an unprecedented move designed to slash transportation budgets and invigorate the morning commute, the Elgin School Board has taken a daring leap forward with the introduction of its revolutionary Bungee Cord Bus Route. School officials cite not only cost efficiency but also unexpected thrills as prime motivators behind this bold new…