Tag: transport infrastructure
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Highway Department Experiments with Time Travel to Meet Infrastructure Deadlines, Accidentally Constructs Road to 1950
Albany, NY – In a landmark decision aimed at tackling the seemingly insurmountable challenge of meeting transport infrastructure deadlines, the New York State Highway Department has reportedly resorted to time travel. Officials announced that the novel approach inadvertently resulted in the construction of a direct road to the year 1950, complete with vintage gas pumps…