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Scientists Announce Discovery of Time-Reversal Symmetry, Promptly Blame It for the State of the Universe
Geneva, Switzerland – In a landmark afternoon press conference, physicists at the Institute for Chronotemporal Studies (ICS) heralded the definitive observation of time-reversal symmetry in controlled laboratory conditions, declaring it both an exquisite scientific triumph and the “prime suspect” in a host of universal maladies, from cosmic entropy to the proliferation of garden gnomes. The…