Tag: tech industry
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Tech Company Replaces Scrum Master with Pull-String Doll; Team Reports No Disruption to Workflow
Nexus Dynamics announced Tuesday that its engineering teams will now receive daily guidance from a 14-inch vinyl figurine equipped with a pull-string mechanism that cycles through pre-recorded messages including “Let’s circle back on that,” “We need to move the needle,” and “Think outside the box.” The doll, manufactured by Mattel’s corporate division, sits at the…
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Tech CEOs Admit to Embezzlement for Tax Purposes, Insist It’s Just Good Business Strategy
San Francisco, CA – In a coordinated announcement early Wednesday, several of America’s leading tech CEOs admitted to systematic embezzlement of company funds, arguing that the practice is an “overlooked but powerful” tax optimization strategy. The press conference, hosted in a Palo Alto co-working space decorated with reclaimed bitcoin servers, drew executives from eight Fortune…
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