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Unusual Machines Announces Groundbreaking Device That Writes Shareholder Letters With More Empathy Than CEO

Silicon Junction, Nov. 28 — In a bold move that industry insiders are calling both “revolutionary” and “totally unnecessary,” tech company Unusual Machines has unveiled its latest innovation: a device capable of composing shareholder letters with a degree of empathy and human warmth reportedly unmatched by the company’s own executives. Dubbed the “HeartWriter 3000,” the…

August 14, 2025
Nvidia and AMD Announce Groundbreaking Plan to Barter GPUs for Soybeans as China Tariff Deadline Looms

SANTA CLARA, CA—With the specter of the impending China tariff deadline looming like a lag spike over Silicon Valley, chip juggernauts Nvidia and AMD have jointly unveiled an audacious new strategy: turning the entire global supply chain into a really awkward neighborhood swap meet. Effective immediately, both companies will accept bulk quantities of U.S. soybeans…

August 11, 2025
New AI-Powered Fridge Confidently Labels Everything ‘Expired’ To Prevent Dietary Risks

In a bold move to revolutionize kitchen technology, the tech industry has unveiled the AI-Powered Fridge 3000, which takes food safety to unprecedented levels by categorically labeling every single item inside as “expired.” This innovative appliance promises to safeguard consumers from any potential dietary risks by encouraging them to discard all contents immediately upon storage.…

August 3, 2025

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