Tag: tech and mental health
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Silicon Valley thought leaders have once again identified a glaring void in our society that only digital innovation could fill: the exact moment when a regular human engages too closely with the concept of emotions. This lapse in modern lifestyle has, as of today, been addressed with the debut of “StressLess”, an app that makes…