Tag: sustainability parody
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Local Man Heroically Saves $100 a Year by Reusing Plastic Bag That Cost $18 in Therapy to Overcome Environmental Guilt
In a powerful display of environmental heroism and financial pragmatism, local resident Greg Jamison has managed to save approximately $100 annually by diligently reusing a single plastic bag, though the journey to achieve this feat was as costly as it was noble. Sources confirm the plastic bag, originally acquired during an impromptu ketchup purchase, now…