Tag: Supreme Court ruling

  • Supreme Court Rules 5-4 That Mario Tennis Now Legally Recognized As Contact Sport

    Washington, D.C. – In a landmark decision delivered late Thursday afternoon, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the popular video game, Mario Tennis, is now legally recognized as a contact sport. The decision came after a contentious debate fueled by a growing number of digital athletic injuries and critical questions about the nature of sporting…

  • AI Sentience Rejected by Supreme Court Due to Lack of Permanent Address

    In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court has definitively ruled against granting sentience to artificial intelligence, citing the primary reason as the entities’ inability to provide a permanent address. Despite compelling arguments presented by a coalition of legal experts, ethicists, and particularly eloquent chatbots, the justices maintained that without an address, AI lacks the fundamental…