Tag: sports funding satire
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Crypto Enthusiasts Accidentally Fund WNBA’s Most Lucrative Season After Mistaking Sex Toy Incident for NFT Launch
In what analysts are hailing as “the biggest misunderstanding since Blockbuster declined to buy Netflix,” the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) announced today that its 2024 season will be the most financially successful on record—thanks entirely to a coalition of crypto investors who mistakenly funneled $74 million into the league after confusing a locker room…