Tag: spiritual enlightenment
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Local Woman Achieves Nirvana Through Six Simple Yoga Poses and Copious Amounts of Merlot
In a groundbreaking development that has shaken the very foundations of spiritual practice, local yoga enthusiast and busy real estate agent Susan Klein claims to have reached a state of nirvana using an unconventional method involving half a dozen yoga poses and an equally substantial quantity of Merlot. According to Klein, the path to enlightenment…
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Local Man Achieves Spiritual Enlightenment, Immediately Sells Out with Self-Help Book Deal
In a monumental feat of existential perseverance, local resident Trevor Wistful has reportedly achieved spiritual enlightenment, a state of being revered by sages, monks, and now book publishers. Just moments after receiving the transcendent understanding of life’s deepest mysteries, Wistful found himself weighed down not by material desires, but rather by an overwhelming urge to…