Tag: SpaceX
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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Launch SpaceX Cellular Network, Promises Spotty Coverage on Mars by 2025
Hawthorne, CA – In a move that industry experts are calling both groundbreaking and utterly befuddling, Elon Musk has announced a new initiative under the SpaceX banner to launch an interplanetary cellular network aimed at providing coverage on Mars. During a recent press conference at SpaceX headquarters, Musk detailed his ambitious plan to have “the…
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Musk Announces Plans for SpaceX Mobile Network Powered Entirely by Public Doubt and Resentment
Silicon Valley, CA – In a bold and characteristically unconventional move, Elon Musk announced today that SpaceX will initiate a revolutionary mobile network powered exclusively by public doubt and resentment. The ambitious project aims to harness the immense energy generated from skeptical tweets, Facebook tirades, and disgruntled online reviews, converting negativity into a long-range communication…