Tag: space observation
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NASA Unveils New Telescope That Can Only Focus on Student Loan Debt Orbiting Jupiter
Houston, TX – In an unprecedented leap forward in space observation technology, NASA has proudly introduced the latest development in their astronomical instrumentation: a powerful new telescope specifically designed to observe the spiraling mass of student loan debt currently thought to be orbiting Jupiter. The recent unveiling of the telescope, affectionately dubbed “Debt-Watch 2000,” marks…