Tag: Social Media
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Obscure Facebook Page Unveils Plan to Simulate Entire Alternate Reality Where People Actually Pay Attention
FLINT, MI – In a move poised to revolutionize social media engagement, an unknown Facebook page named “AttentionUtopia” has announced an ambitious plan to develop an entire alternate reality in which every single person is genuinely attentive to each other. The page, previously limited to reposting Garfield memes, claims that their initiative will remedy global…
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Tech Company Announces New AI That Can Predict When You’ll Regret Your Next Tweet
In a groundbreaking move set to revolutionize public disgrace, Silicon Valley’s darlings over at PredictPath Innovations have unveiled an Artificial Intelligence tool designed to predict precisely when you’ll regret that tweet about yesterday’s breakfast burritos. Dubbed the “Regret-O-Matic 3000,” this new AI promises to save millions from the horrors of impromptu social media blunders before…