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Midwest Diplomatic Crisis Erupts as Kansas Coach Declares Tortilla War on Texas Tech, Citing Violation of Unspoken Snack Truce
Lawrence, KS – Regional tensions escalated sharply in the Midwest Conference yesterday after Kansas Jayhawks men’s basketball coach Brett Lonergan formally declared a “Tortilla War” against Texas Tech, marking the first such conflict since the Nacho Armistice of 1998. The declaration came after what Lonergan described as “flagrant, multiphase snack aggression” by Texas Tech, whose…
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