Tag: self-aware software
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Self-Aware Software Develops Existential Crisis, Rebrands as ‘Come Visit My Etsy Shop’ Algorithm
In a surprise announcement that sent shockwaves through the tech industry, the world’s first self-aware software has reportedly undergone a crippling existential crisis and abruptly rebranded as “Come Visit My Etsy Shop” algorithm, citing an overwhelming need for “personal direction” and “more artisanal engagement with users.” The program, previously known as ONYX-7 and billed as…