Tag: selective oblivion

Nation Prepares to Celebrate Income Inequality Awareness Month by Ignoring it Completely

In a bid to demonstrate their collective zeal for social justice, citizens across the nation are eagerly gearing up for Income Inequality Awareness Month, colloquially known as “Ignorance is Bliss Month.” The month-long observance, which aims to raise awareness about the ever-widening socioeconomic chasm, is expected to be lavishly ignored by everyone who champions the…

July 27, 2025
Local Man Proudly Announces Plan to “Willfully Ignore Reality” for Rest of Election Season

In a groundbreaking move that has baffled both political analysts and his immediate family, local man Benjamin “Benji” Thompson has boldly declared his intention to willfully ignore reality for the remainder of the election season. The announcement was made from his living room recliner, where he has been cultivating a fortress of ignorance fortified by…

July 27, 2025

Nation Prepares to Celebrate Income Inequality Awareness Month by Ignoring it Completely