Tag: selective oblivion
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Local Man Proudly Announces Plan to “Willfully Ignore Reality” for Rest of Election Season
In a groundbreaking move that has baffled both political analysts and his immediate family, local man Benjamin “Benji” Thompson has boldly declared his intention to willfully ignore reality for the remainder of the election season. The announcement was made from his living room recliner, where he has been cultivating a fortress of ignorance fortified by…