Tag: school meeting humor
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Unprecedented Harmony Achieved at PTA Meeting as Parents Adopt ‘Disarm First, Ask Questions Later’ Protocol
For the first time in district history, last night’s Briarwood Elementary School PTA meeting ended not in chaos, but in what witnesses are calling a “miracle of constructive dialogue”—a development many attribute to the controversial new “Disarm First, Ask Questions Later” protocol. Eyewitnesses described the unprecedented peace as “eerie.” “Usually, the instant someone mentions bake…