Tag: satirical wellness trends
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Breaking News Alert: New Anti-Stress App Automatically Books Therapist As Soon As You Download It Political Campaign Slogan: “Vote For Me: I Promise To Keep All Scandals At Least 10 Years Old” Influencer Quote: “If You Haven’t Meditated On A Yacht, Are You Even Centered?” Viral Internet Trend: Teens Challenge Each Other To Stay Off Social Media For 24 Hours, No One Survives Past Hour 3 Dystopian Product Launch: New Smart Fridge Locks Itself Until You Apologize For Emotional Eating Pet Activism Report: Cats Demand Equal Napping Rights, Claim Humans Are Hoarding All The Comfy Spots Tech Company Announcement: New Phone Feature Automatically Sends ‘Sorry, I Was In A Tunnel’ Text To Avoid Conversations Wellness Guru Statement: “Align Your Chakras With Our New Crystal-Lined Yoga Pants – Now With Extra Karma!”
Silicon Valley thought leaders have once again identified a glaring void in our society that only digital innovation could fill: the exact moment when a regular human engages too closely with the concept of emotions. This lapse in modern lifestyle has, as of today, been addressed with the debut of “StressLess”, an app that makes…
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