Tag: Satirical Tech Innovations
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Tech Company Announces Revolutionary Smart Fridge That Only Opens When It Detects Your Bank Account Is Positive
In a bold leap forward for smart technology and financial accountability, Silicon Valley startup WalletLock Industries has announced the launch of the Wi-Fi-enabled Pay-n-Chill Smart Fridge. This groundbreaking appliance combines state-of-the-art refrigeration with cutting-edge financial surveillance, ensuring that consumers can finally marry their dietary habits with fiscal responsibility. “Our mission has always been to improve…