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Olympic Committee Announces New Event: Synchronized Doping, Citing Equality in Cheating
In a bold move to promote equality and inclusivity across global sporting events, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the introduction of Synchronized Doping as a new Olympic sport. In response to years of growing controversy over doping scandals, the IOC hopes this innovative event will level the playing field by allowing teams…