Tag: satirical governance
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Pakistan Army Chief Swears on Stack of Constitutions to Uphold Fiction of Civilian Government Stability
RAWALPINDI, PAKISTAN – In a landmark ceremony held underneath the ornate chandelier of the Hall of Encloaked Legitimacy, Pakistan’s newly appointed Army Chief, General Markable Worthmantle, solemnly swore on a towering stack of pristine, albeit untouched, Pakistani constitutions to uphold the cherished fiction of a stable civilian government. The event was attended by a cross-section…