Tag: record labels
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Record Labels Demand Royalties After Discovering Hidden Tracks Composed Entirely of Studio Ghosts’ Moans
New York, NY – Record labels have entered an unprecedented legal dispute with music streaming services over royalties owed for hidden tracks reportedly composed by the “unpaid labor” of phantom spirits haunting recording studios. This move follows allegations by the American Association of Record Executives (AARE) that streaming platforms have failed to compensate for what…
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Record Labels Unveil New Legal Strategy: Sue Artists for Breathing Wrong
In an unprecedented move that industry insiders are calling “next-level innovation” in contractual enforcement, record labels across the globe have announced plans to file lawsuits against their own artists for “improper respiration techniques” that allegedly violate standard recording agreements. The groundbreaking legal strategy was unveiled at the annual Association of Music Mongers conference held in…
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