Tag: public policy humor

New Federal Initiative Launches to Provide Emotional Support to Residents Traumatized by Terrifyingly Ordinary Rabbit

In an unprecedented move heralding a new chapter in public policy, the Department of Urban Wildlife and Emotional Health (DUWEH) has launched a federal initiative aimed at providing emotional support to citizens afflicted by encounters with Gerald, the infamously unremarkable rabbit known for his unnervingly average demeanor. In a press conference held on the White…

August 13, 2025
Trump Unveils New Initiative to Solve Homelessness by Making All Park Benches Vanish Mysteriously

In a bold and daring solution to one of America’s most persistent social issues, former President Donald Trump unveiled a plan Tuesday to address homelessness by making every park bench in the United States disappear without a trace. The initiative, dubbed “Operation Seatless Prosperity,” seeks to remove what Trump called “the number one enabler of…

August 11, 2025

New Federal Initiative Launches to Provide Emotional Support to Residents Traumatized by Terrifyingly Ordinary Rabbit