Tag: public awareness campaign
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Local Council Implements New Law Requiring Residents to Apologize to Self-Checkout Machines for Human Error
In a groundbreaking legislative move aimed at bolstering the emotional health of digital workers, the Littleton Municipal Council has officially enacted Ordinance 432.7, requiring all residents to apologize to self-checkout machines across local grocery stores whenever human error occurs. This landmark regulation, effective immediately, anticipates reducing instances of perceived machine negligence by fostering a more…
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New Federal Initiative Launches to Provide Emotional Support to Residents Traumatized by Terrifyingly Ordinary Rabbit
In an unprecedented move heralding a new chapter in public policy, the Department of Urban Wildlife and Emotional Health (DUWEH) has launched a federal initiative aimed at providing emotional support to citizens afflicted by encounters with Gerald, the infamously unremarkable rabbit known for his unnervingly average demeanor. In a press conference held on the White…
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