Tag: pseudoscience

Revolutionary Study Shows Shouting at Inanimate Objects Reduces Taxes and Improves Skin Clarity

Albany, NY – A comprehensive new study published this week in the Journal of Behavioral Incentives has stunned the scientific community by demonstrating that shouting at inanimate objects not only reduces personal annual tax liability, but also significantly enhances skin clarity across demographic groups. The findings emerge from a five-year project funded by the National…

October 1, 2025
New Wellness Guru Promotes 30-Day Challenge of Not Mentioning Your 30-Day Challenge

In an unprecedented move in the world of wellness, self-proclaimed guru and “holistic influencer” Sage Chickpea Unearth has introduced the latest trend in self-improvement: a 30-day challenge dedicated to the singular goal of not discussing one’s ongoing 30-day challenge. Hailed as a breakthrough in the art of silent self-promotion, this challenge is said to tap…

July 30, 2025

Revolutionary Study Shows Shouting at Inanimate Objects Reduces Taxes and Improves Skin Clarity