Tag: Progressive People’s Preservation Party
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In a groundbreaking attempt to mix surveillance culture with political innovation, the Progressive People’s Preservation Party (PPPP) has unveiled their latest campaign slogan: “Vote for Us—We Promise to Only Spy on You a Little Bit.” The slogan is believed to be a fresh approach in the stark political landscape, aiming to combat voter apathy with…
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