Tag: press
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Press Conference Becomes Surreal Art Exhibit as Journalist Asks Athlete for Thoughts on AI’s Favorite Pasta Shapes
Albany, NY – A scheduled press conference for the Capital City Solar Bears’ star midfielder Oliver Hargrove took an unexpected turn Tuesday afternoon after a question about artificial intelligence and pasta shapes triggered what officials have now designated as an ‘incipient multi-format art experience.’ The event, ostensibly held to discuss the team’s playoff prospects, ended…
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Press Conference Declared New Olympic Sport as Journalists Compete in ‘Most Ridiculous Question’ Marathon
Lausanne, Switzerland – In a surprising expansion of the Olympic program, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced today that beginning in 2028, “Press Conference: Most Ridiculous Question Marathon” will join the official roster of Summer Games events. The addition comes after months of lobbying from journalist organizations eager to see their talents measured against global…
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Pentagon Launches New Press Freedom Initiative: Journalists Now Allowed to Report What They’re Told Not to Know
Washington, D.C. – In a move hailed as a triumph for transparency, the Department of Defense today unveiled its new Press Freedom Initiative, formally permitting accredited journalists to report on information they are explicitly instructed not to possess. Pentagon spokesperson Maj. Alice Farthing issued a statement lauding the program as “a revitalization of core American…
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