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Patrick Mahomes Unwittingly Joins Quantum Baseball League Where Yankees and Mets Finally Merge to Form Lovecraftian Superteam
New York, NY – In a surprise to fans and sports analysts alike, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes was, late Thursday night, traded to the newly minted United Quantum Baseball League—an entity created following an unprecedented merger of the New York Yankees and New York Mets. League officials confirm Mahomes was only made aware…
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