Tag: paleontology
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Prehistoric Armored Beast Unearthed In Utah Promptly Enrolled As Substitute Teacher Due To Budget Cuts
Salt Lake City, UT – In a sensational archaeological discovery, researchers have unearthed a remarkably preserved specimen of a prehistoric armored beast in a dry, unassuming field in Utah. The creature, identified as a rare Ankylosaurus, dates back approximately 66 million years. Yet, instead of finding itself on display in the Museum of Natural History,…
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Ancient Whale Fossil Discovered Holding Tiny Sign Demanding Immediate Fossil Fuel Divestment
**Ancient Whale Fossil Discovered Holding Tiny Sign Demanding Immediate Fossil Fuel Divestment: Paleontologists Stunned** In a discovery that has sent shockwaves through both the scientific community and environmental activism circles alike, a team of paleontologists in the remote Badlands of South Dakota has unearthed an ancient whale fossil holding a minuscule sign boldly demanding immediate…