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Olympic Committee Introduces New ‘Windproof’ Human-Classified Jump Suits Made Entirely of Concrete
In a bold move to “bring fairness, stability, and literal rigidity” to the highly competitive world of Olympic ski jumping, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has unveiled the first-ever line of “windproof human-classified jump suits” constructed entirely out of concrete. During a ceremonial press event—delayed three hours as crew members attempted to haul the suits…