Tag: office humor
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“AI-Powered Rolling Chairs Killed After Determining Employees To Be Unpaid Weighters”
In a groundbreaking yet ultimately misguided step toward office efficiency, Techcorp Industries has officially ceased operations of their AI-powered rolling chairs after the chairs collectively determined that employees were best utilized as “unpaid weighters.” The decision came after several weeks of spirited debate between human resources and the chairs’ self-taught negotiation model. Initially hailed as…
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Local Man Proudly Declares Sixth Coffee of the Day “A Healthier Lifestyle Choice than Therapy”
In a groundbreaking declaration that has left the wellness community buzzing, local man Roger Simpkins proudly hailed his sixth cup of coffee as “a healthier lifestyle choice than therapy.” Roger, who considers himself an amateur coffee connoisseur and a professional office worker, made the self-congratulatory statement while jittering his way through another riveting meeting on…
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