Tag: New York
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New York Legislators Propose Bill To Grant ‘Undead Squirrel’ Status, Offering Tax Breaks For Nut Hoarding
In an unprecedented move, New York legislators have introduced a bill designed to revolutionize the state’s fiscal policy regarding our furry-tailed friends. In response to what some are calling the “New York Nut Crisis of 2023,” the proposed legislation seeks to grant “Undead Squirrel” status to squirrels who exhibit exceptional nut-hoarding abilities, along with accompanying…