Tag: national debt
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New Tax Code Reduces Forms by Simply Merging Nation’s Income with National Debt
WASHINGTON—In a sweeping simplification that officials praised as “both elegant and inevitable,” the federal government on Thursday unveiled a new tax code that reduces paperwork by combining every American’s income with the national debt into a single, all-purpose number that nobody has to look at ever again. “For years, taxpayers have pleaded with us to…
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New Government Program Successfully Converts National Debt Into Collectible NFTs
In an unprecedented move that has left economists scratching their heads and art collectors reaching for their digital wallets, the federal government announced today the successful conversion of the national debt into a series of limited-edition collectible NFTs. The initiative, dubbed “Debt-Chain,” aims to transform trillions of dollars in debt into what officials are calling…