Tag: Nantucket
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Disqualified Golfer Blames Invisible Rule Book Written By Ghost Of Golf’s Past
Nantucket, MA – In a bizarre turn of events at the annual Nantucket Open, seasoned golfer Edward “Eddy” Foresome faced disqualification after attempting to execute a putt using what officials described as “manifestly arcane techniques” dictated by a spectral rule book. Foresome, now notorious for competing under guidance from an alleged ghostly caddie, claims the…