Tag: Metropolitan Police
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Police Generously Offer MPs Same Level of Protection They Provide School Children
The Metropolitan Police announced Tuesday that Members of Parliament experiencing death threats will now receive the same comprehensive security protocols currently deployed at Britain’s primary schools, including a single unarmed officer who arrives approximately 47 minutes after the incident has concluded. The new initiative, dubbed “Parliamentary Shield,” will provide MPs with the identical level of…
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Police Admit Tattoo Detective Work Easier Than Actual Detective Work
The Metropolitan Police Department announced Tuesday that officers have successfully identified 47 suspects this month solely by cross-referencing their distinctive tattoos with social media profiles, a breakthrough that has prompted the department to reassign three detectives from homicide cases to full-time tattoo analysis. The new Dermal Evidence Unit operates from a converted supply closet equipped…
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