Tag: machine learning
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AI-Driven Company Announces Plan to Monetize Human Despair, Guarantees 200% Growth by Q3
Silicon Valley, CA – In a bold, yet unsurprising announcement from the world of tech, GlumTech Inc., a leading artificial intelligence company, has initiated a new business model that promises to monetize human despair, claiming it will deliver an astonishing 200% growth by the third quarter of this fiscal year. The company, known for their…
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This Just In: OpenAI Releases ChatGPT-4.5, the Revolutionary AI That Can Count the ‘R’s’ in ‘Strawberry’
SAN FRANCISCO—In what experts are calling “a quantum leap in artificial intelligence,” OpenAI has announced the release of ChatGPT-4.5, a state-of-the-art model boasting an unprecedented breakthrough: the ability to correctly count the number of “r’s” in the word strawberry. “This represents a paradigm shift in AI capabilities,” said OpenAI spokesperson Dana Caldwell during an emergency…