Tag: local politics
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Local Man’s Expectations Thoroughly Met, Experts Baffled by Accuracy
Gerald Morrison of Millfield received exactly what he anticipated from Tuesday’s city council meeting, a phenomenon so rare that the National Institute of Predictive Outcomes has dispatched a research team to study his case. Morrison correctly predicted the meeting would last 47 minutes, feature three interruptions from resident Martha Collins about parking meters, and conclude…
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Local Man Campaigns for City Council on Promise to Open Portal to Narnia in Abandoned Blockbuster
In a move that even his staunchest critics describe as “audaciously whimsical,” local man and self-proclaimed “Treasure Valley Visionary” Grant Thompson has officially launched his campaign for City Council. The central plank of his platform? A solemn, unwavering promise to convert the town’s derelict Blockbuster into a fully operational portal to Narnia. Thompson, a 38-year-old…
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