Tag: legislative misstep
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Congress Accidentally Allocates $5 Million to Adult Hula Hoop Retreat, Citing National Need for ‘Whimsy Infrastructure’
Washington, D.C. – In a surprising legislative misstep, Congress has inadvertently funneled $5 million into creating a national adult hula hoop retreat. Cited as essential “whimsy infrastructure,” this new allocation is raising eyebrows and waistlines nationwide. According to a late-night session where lawmakers debated the function of recreational wellness spaces in American society, “whimsy infrastructure”…