Tag: legal satire
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Defendant Successfully Argues Own Innocence by Reading Entire YouTube Comments Section in Court
In a landmark legal proceeding that experts say may fundamentally redefine the American justice system, 27-year-old Raymond Givens was acquitted on all charges Tuesday after convincing a visibly exhausted jury of his innocence by reading the entire YouTube comments section from a video entitled “Police Brutality in America – The TRUTH (MUST WATCH)”. The four-hour…
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Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Renaming “Reality” to “Suggested Content”
In a landmark decision that will surely have profound implications for philosophers, existentialists, and social media influencers alike, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 on Tuesday in favor of renaming “reality” to “suggested content.” This decision comes after years of legal battles initiated by the National Association for Creative Reinterpretation (NACR), who argued that the term…
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