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Investment Firm Accidentally Funds Reality-Distortion Field, Citing Promising Returns in Alternate Dimension
New York, NY – In a groundbreaking move that has bewildered industry experts, renowned investment firm Paradoxical Capital has inadvertently funded a reality-distortion project, lured by the promise of unprecedented returns from a parallel dimension. Despite initial skepticism, analysts are now touting the venture as a new frontier in alternative investments. The anomaly came to…